So in lieu of a real post, here's a winner of a sign that JB and I spotted after lunch today:
Which immediately prompted a three-minute discussion in front of the sign about how JB could possibly get some ladies there (and gifts!) but I could not, since the ladies are only for men. We determined that lesbians shouldn't bother going to this store for a date, since it apparently does not have Women's Ladies.
Not to be crass here, but now I'm wondering if Joe's isn't a front for a brothel...what an insidious use of bad grammar.