Yet another reason why it would be completely aweseome to live in the UK: lots of "Title" options when you're shopping online:
I think I would like to be The Countess Anna Claire of Volleria, or maybe the Marchioness of Lovliness. JB would probably pick something like Wing Commander J.B. Awesome.
What would your title be? And don't you kind of wish we had titles here in the states?