Messages from Match chronicles actual messages people post on match.com. And it is hilarious.
You might meet "an Asset Manager for the wealthiest clients on the planet." Or a guy who "wanted to let you know that I have decided to marry and divorce you inside my mind."
This one is my sister's favorite:
Im a lawyer. Go and tell someone that a POWERFUL and well to do lawyer has contacted you. I will wait…Ok, you are now back I assume. Anyways, as I mentioned I am amazing at the LAW. I also do not put up with ANY woman’s crap, so check that at the door, babe. I am available Wednesday and we ARE gonna go to my place so be sure to bring a change of clothes.Why are you still here? Go, my friends. Go and meet the man of your dreams.